Well, let's see...why don't we start with the agenda of the first meeting of 2008.BW Comments in italicsDrum roll!
There are no posted minutes nor cancellation notice for this meeting. Ross Pool's job.Surprised?Did it happen?We don't know.If it did happen, here's how they would have spent the meeting--1. ORAL REPORT OF THE GENERAL MANAGERNo report filed on the Commission web pages. Ross Pool's job. It's okay, these are usually filled with skewed "euthanasia" statistics.2. COMMISSION BUSINESSA. Approval of the Commission Meeting Minutes for November 13 and December 10, 2007That's it! That's all the Commissioners had planned to address at this first meetingof the year. Minutes from 2 months ago from a meeting no one can remember. Ross Pool's job.B.Oral Report by the Commission on Meetings and Events attended.Oh, and this too. Sorry.Here's Ed Boks's agenda:3. GENERAL MANAGER RECOMMENDS FOR BOARD ACTION(That's Ed Boks-"rhymes with 'hoax'"- for you newbies-sounds serious!)A. Policy to Guide the Handling of Permit Applications which include Elephant Walks and Similar Events for the Public (Revised Report)"Policy to Guide the Handling"? WTF is that if you translate from bureaucrat(EB) doublespeak?Here's the summary:That the Board adopt requirements for issuing permits for elephants or other inherently dangerous wild animals, as detailed in the body of this report, and direct staff (that's EB-he likes to be called "staff". It's works well when the blame finger swings around if he who fucked up was not Ed, but "staff.") to implement the requirements immediately.Basically, this is aimed at the very controversial "elephant walks" staged by Ringling Bros. Circus which a lot of us despise. Lots of rules and regs for the Circus: IDs for each elephant, health records, "dangerous" history of the elephant, if any, etc. This is instead of banning the elephant exploitation because, hey, it's profitable!*What did they decide?Who knows? No minutes. Ross Pool's Job.We'll see when/if they come back to this. Also Ross Pool's Job-to keep things on the agenda until they are disposed of.4.DISCUSSION ITEMSThis is when they make a plan to talk about stuff they can do nothing about until they place it on the agenda for a vote or "board action." The "discussion" has to be placed on the agenda, prior to the meeting, too. No, it's good. They need to discuss things. This is when they usually ask "staff" (Ed) for more info or for a report to be generated which nobody has time to generate.So, minimum time to get from discussion to voting= 6 weeks because Meeting 1 gets the discussion item on deck, Meeting 2, they discuss, meeting 3 they act --or not..maybe they need more info or forgot about the whole thing-it happens!A. Update on City Attorney’s Draft of Revised Proposed Transfer Permit Ordinance-Update report regarding Board’s modified approval to make Transfer Permit Ordinance apply to all animals. Sheesh! That's Assistant City Attorney Dov Lesel, to you mister! This a new set of subsections in the L.A. Muni Code aimed at breeders and back alley animal peddlers. Pet stores and "other commercial" entities are exempt of course. Seems that the last time this was on in Nov. 07 (yes , 2 months ago), the board wanted to change it to cover "all animals, " not just dogs and cats. I sense Kathy Riordan in there. She's on top of it.
So, I guess this means that all non-commercial transporters of animals (who does that leave?) will be requiredto purchase a permit and show where the animal came from and where its going. That little iguana has to be micro chipped, too. Yes, micro chip that snake and that little songbird in Santee alley.
• First offense-a warning.• No permit 5 days after the warning-$500 fine.• Still no permit in 45 days-A misdemeanor which the City Attorney will not prosecute and no one will go to jail or pay a fine.• How will they catch these folks smuggling animals or selling pit bull puppies out of a pick-up truck? Why, it will be "complaint driven", of course, and those ACO's[Animal Control Officer] will rush right out there and ...give a warning.• Then they'll follow up in 5 days and write a $500 citation.• Then they'll follow up in 45 days and arrest someone. Right!This is busy work for the Board to keep them distracted and another headline-seeking lame idea from Ed Boks that would accomplish nothing. He's good at that.5. PUBLIC COMMENT PERIOD - (Comments from the public on items of public interest within the Board’s subject matter jurisdiction and on items not on the Agenda.)This is you. Speaking your mind for the animals. You get 1 minute on each item and 3 minutes at the end to vent.You got the cancellation notice, didn't you? Sorry, maybe Ross will pick up that $20 parking tab.6. FUTURE AGENDA ITEMSRequests from Commissioners for future Agenda Items.Did they make any? No idea. No minutes of this meeting, if it ever took place.7. ADJOURNMENT:Next Commission Meeting is scheduled January 28, 2008, at Los Angeles City Hall, 200 North Spring Street, Los Angeles, California 90012.[END OF AGENDA] (11:30 already?)_______Issues resolved: NONE (we don't count approving the minutes of past meetings).Preview of 1/28/08: NONE of the above items are revisited.BoardWatch Meeting Rating: FWe know, it's painful-- but stay with us. We don't get paid for this either.*Care about Elephants?Assembly Bill 777 which would have toughened the elephant cruelty lawin California died January 31, 2008- right around this meeting time. Ed Boks is a headline-seeker which is why, knowing that Sacramento would not pass this bill, he sought to be the elephant hero for L.A. Not a bad thing, but his motives are suspect. Remember the painted elephant for which Boks signed the permit ?We welcome your comments. Just make up a name if you don't want us or anyone to know who you are.
Please make up a name other than "Anonymous" so we can keep track of who says what.No, we don't need your real name. How to do this? Below, select "Name/Url" and type in a name. That's it. You will still be "anonymous" but we'll know which "anonymous" you are. Thanks.